I’m a big fan of the Android mobile platform and a proud owner of a Nexus One. But for some reason, I’ve never quite warmed up to Verizon’s “Droid Does” marketing campaign. Something about the commercials just felt odd. Subconsciously, they made me chuckle rather than want to run out and buy a phone. I’m not talking about the robot hands and gizmo eyes. Those are cool.

I may have finally discovered the reason for my subconscious distaste. While reading an article today on 1UP.com titled: Twenty Years Ago In Advertisements, I noticed a familiar ad for the Sega Genesis.

When Sega first released the Genesis in 1989, most kids had an 8-bit NES. Sega couldn’t compete on the strength of its titles because Nintendo’s library was simply too massive. So they decided to emphasize the Genesis system’s amazingly powerful (for its time) 16-bit processor. Guess what slogan they used?

Genesis Does What Nintendon’t.

No, I’m not kidding. You can watch this classic Genesis Does commercial on YouTube.

Well, we all know what eventually happened in the console wars. Nintendo released the Super Nintendo two years later and Sega never quite recovered. Today, the Nintendo Wii is the best selling console in the world. Meanwhile, Sega lost the console war and hasn’t released a new console since 1999.

I thought it was peculiar that Verizon’s marketing team basically retooled Sega’s entire campaign. The similarities are just too eerie. In both cases, a company with big marketing dollars (Sega/Verizon) with a new and fairly unknown system (Genesis/Android) attempted to dethrone a market leader (NES/iPhone), that possessed a very strong library of games and apps. Both Sega and Verizon chose to emphasize their respective systems’ hardware superiority as a result. In the case of Sega, they constantly reiterated that the Genesis was a 16-bit console. That’s twice as fast as the NES. Similarly, Droid commercials emphasized the fast processor, open architecture, and multitasking ability.

Did Verizon know about the Genesis campaign or was did just a strange coincidence? I have no idea. But I certainly hope history doesn’t repeat itself.

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I finally watched Inception on Friday and can safely say that I love this movie. If this movie were a meal, it would be a delicious, perfectly seasoned, medium-rare filet mignon. I’m generally pretty negative when it comes to judging movies. But with Inception, I could not find any major flaws nor mock-worthy material. The movie didn’t leave me wanting more. No, it left me completely satisfied.

If you haven’t seen Inception yet, do everything you can to avoid reading spoilers and run to your closest theater. I’ve done my best to keep spoilers to a minimum below. If your friends, family, or coworkers start talking about their theories, plug your ears and shout ‘la la la la.’ You owe it to yourself to watch this film unspoiled.

The movie is simultaneously an audacious heist movie, a sci-fi mindbender, a psychological drama, and an action movie. Normally, when a movie tries to incorporate too many ideas and influences, , it loses its identity and flounders. But here, it succeeds by building them into the internal logic of the movie: dream levels.

If you’ve seen the trailers, you probably think the movie is about a guy who can enter dreams and steal ideas. You probably think the movie involves a Paris cafe exploding and a city folding on itself. Tom Hardy fires a grenade launcher. Joseph Gordon-Levitt fights in a hotel hallway. You would be very wrong. The trailer showcases a tiny fraction of a much deeper story. For once, the marketing department has done its job: show you how cool a movie is without giving away anything.

I’ve heard a lot of people complain that the movie was confusing. I agree that the storyline was complex. You not only have to keep track of time and space, but chronology as well. But I definitely wouldn’t say it was confusing. David Lynch movies are confusing. This was more like watching someone write a very long equation and then shaking up the variables.

In fact, I felt the entire first half of the film functioned brilliantly as a walkthrough of the movie’s rules precisely so the second half would not be confusing. Ellen Page’s character asks enough questions on behalf of the audience so that we always understand what’s going on. Would you be confused by a jigsaw puzzle? No. It’s challenging to put together. But you know the basic rules. Similarly, Inception has its own rules and sticks to them. It is one of the most finely crafted movies I’ve watched.

What about the movie itself?

Joseph Gordon-Levitt steals this movie, period. He plays the coolest character, has the best lines, has the best fight scene, and even gets to steal a kiss from Ellen Page’s character. Cobra Commander aside, I’ve always felt Gordon-Levitt has been flying under the radar in his post-3rd Rock career and has been picking his roles a little too carefully. But I’m hoping Inception will be a breakout role. Dude is talented. Character in the next Batman movie? I hope so.

Favorite scene with Gordon-Levitt? It would have to be the totem explanation. Such a simple scene, but played so well. So much of the movie ultimately hinges on the logic established in that scene too. Don’t worry if you have no idea what I’m talking about. See the movie.

I also really loved Cillian Murphy, not only because he’s a great actor but because his character is so interesting. He plays Robert Fischer, Jr., the son of a dying businessman who stands to inherit everything. The main characters are trying to implant an idea in his head to achieve something that I don’t want to give away. Fischer is both wonderfully naive and fiendishly complex. You know there’s a lot going on underneath the surface. But he hides it behind a mask of composure and sorrow. Murphy pulls it off masterfully.

Two really great Murphy scenes come to mind. The first takes place in a certain bathroom with a certain gun. It’s something I would totally do if I were in his shoes. But sitting in the theater, my hands started sweating and I was gritting my teeth. I don’t think I’ve been so emotionally invested in a scene like that one. I was literally shouting to the screen, “Don’t do it!” The second scene involves Fischer discovering a certain sentimental object. After watching Murphy as the Scarecrow in Batman Begins, I wanted to punch him. But here, I felt genuinely bad. Really bad. I think deep down everyone wishes their parents… I’ve said too much already. Spoiler interception!

As for the scariest character? Mal. Maria from Silent Hill 2 is a saint compared to Mal. Marion Cotillard is an Academy Award winner for a reason.

And the music. Oh the music. Hans Zimmer’s horns and strings add so much to this movie. It frames the gun battles. It empowers the street chase. It adds depth and danger to the car chase. It warps to fit every level of the dream world. It utterly defines limbo. The track ‘Old Souls’ sounds like something Akira Yamaoka would write. Bleak. Desolate. Utterly heartbreaking.

Some people have been asking me what my interpretation is of the ending. I’ll hold off on explaining in too much detail because I don’t want to spoil it for anyone who hasn’t watched the movie yet. But my take is that it stopped. Not only that but it was a red herring. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, good. Go watch the movie and sound off below!

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Need to quickly edit a photo or image but don’t want to download and install a program? Check out CloudCanvas, a fast HTML5-based image editor that runs in your browser.

CloudCanvas is surprisingly robust. It works with both vector and pixel images and integrates with various cloud-based services. It also comes with the typical font-manipulation features like drop shadows and bevels. And for those of you thinking this is just an online version of Microsoft Paint, rest assured that you’ll be able to use precious layers.

Of course, CloudCanvas is nowhere as feature-rich as Adobe Photoshop. On the other hand, a single license for Photoshop costs $700. So it’s really unfair to compare the two. In the end, CloudCanvas just a simple and free browser-based image editor that everyone should bookmark.

Links:
CloudCanvas (cloud-canvas.com)

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I took this picture in an elevator inside the San Francisco Marriott. It’s chock full of FAIL. Putting aside the fact that the screen has multiple error messages blasted across it, check out MSNBC’s headline, which brilliantly concludes that punching someone in the groin is harmful.

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This weekend, I had the choice to see either Inception or The Last Airbender. Against my better judgment, I decided to watch The Last Airbender. You might be thinking, “You are out of your mind!” Indeed, the heat must be affecting my brain.

Almost every critic in America has already panned this movie. Some have called it “clunky” and “ugly.” Others have chosen more hyperbolic words to describe their distaste. Was the movie terrible enough to deserve it’s 8% rating on Rotten Tomatoes? Personally, I think not.

The movie isn’t so as vile as you might think. It’s simply soulless. Imagine condensing an entire 24 episode TV show into a 2 hour film. All of those intricate plot points and character backstories end up getting excised. As a result, The Last Airbender feels like a bullet point summary of a much larger story.

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Although the James Bond movies have been put on indefinite hiatus, Daniel Craig’s badass British agent lives on through the medium of video games. Activision has announced James Bond 007: Blood Stone, a third-person shooter with an original story.

Daniel Craig isn’t the only actor lending his voice and gravitas to the game. Dame Judi Dench will reprise her role as MI6 boss ‘M.’

No Bond adventure is complete without a hot Bond girl. Grammy award-winning artist Joss Stone will be playing Bond’s female accomplice, Nicole Hunter, and also sing the game’s title song “I’ll Take It All.” Unfortunately, the character will not sport a nose ring.

The storyline is being written by Bruce Feirstein, who wrote Goldeneye and Everything or Nothing (yay!) as well as the less well-received The World is Not Enough. Thankfully, he had nothing to do with the atrocious Die Another Day. It should be interesting to see how a veteran of ‘classic’ Bond interprets the new, gritty, physical, rebooted Bond. More gadgets, perhaps?

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The game modding community’s dedication and creativity never ceases to amaze me. In the video above, you can get a glimpse of what Brawl would be like with the addition of a Castlevania clock tower stage.

I am told that the stage is actually taken from Castlevania Judgment. However, the less that is said about that atrocious game, the better.

Speaking of Castlevania, can I just say how nice it is that we’re getting exposed to brand new Ayami Kojima art thanks to Harmony of Despair? One of the complaints I had about the DS games was concerning the cutesy anime art style. Namely, it didn’t mesh with the gothic style of the game.

Because the DS was perceived as a kids’ console, Konami made the decision to dumb down the artwork to make the game more ‘accessible’ to a younger audience. Unfortunately, it just served to anger series fans. I have no idea if any kids actually picked up Portrait of Ruin due to its artwork.

Seeing characters such as Charlotte Aulin redrawn by the Ayami Kojima soothes my soul. I cannot wait for the rest of the character images to be released.

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