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I finally watched Inception on Friday and can safely say that I love this movie. If this movie were a meal, it would be a delicious, perfectly seasoned, medium-rare filet mignon. I’m generally pretty negative when it comes to judging movies. But with Inception, I could not find any major flaws nor mock-worthy material. The movie didn’t leave me wanting more. No, it left me completely satisfied.

If you haven’t seen Inception yet, do everything you can to avoid reading spoilers and run to your closest theater. I’ve done my best to keep spoilers to a minimum below. If your friends, family, or coworkers start talking about their theories, plug your ears and shout ‘la la la la.’ You owe it to yourself to watch this film unspoiled.

The movie is simultaneously an audacious heist movie, a sci-fi mindbender, a psychological drama, and an action movie. Normally, when a movie tries to incorporate too many ideas and influences, , it loses its identity and flounders. But here, it succeeds by building them into the internal logic of the movie: dream levels.

If you’ve seen the trailers, you probably think the movie is about a guy who can enter dreams and steal ideas. You probably think the movie involves a Paris cafe exploding and a city folding on itself. Tom Hardy fires a grenade launcher. Joseph Gordon-Levitt fights in a hotel hallway. You would be very wrong. The trailer showcases a tiny fraction of a much deeper story. For once, the marketing department has done its job: show you how cool a movie is without giving away anything.

I’ve heard a lot of people complain that the movie was confusing. I agree that the storyline was complex. You not only have to keep track of time and space, but chronology as well. But I definitely wouldn’t say it was confusing. David Lynch movies are confusing. This was more like watching someone write a very long equation and then shaking up the variables.

In fact, I felt the entire first half of the film functioned brilliantly as a walkthrough of the movie’s rules precisely so the second half would not be confusing. Ellen Page’s character asks enough questions on behalf of the audience so that we always understand what’s going on. Would you be confused by a jigsaw puzzle? No. It’s challenging to put together. But you know the basic rules. Similarly, Inception has its own rules and sticks to them. It is one of the most finely crafted movies I’ve watched.

What about the movie itself?

Joseph Gordon-Levitt steals this movie, period. He plays the coolest character, has the best lines, has the best fight scene, and even gets to steal a kiss from Ellen Page’s character. Cobra Commander aside, I’ve always felt Gordon-Levitt has been flying under the radar in his post-3rd Rock career and has been picking his roles a little too carefully. But I’m hoping Inception will be a breakout role. Dude is talented. Character in the next Batman movie? I hope so.

Favorite scene with Gordon-Levitt? It would have to be the totem explanation. Such a simple scene, but played so well. So much of the movie ultimately hinges on the logic established in that scene too. Don’t worry if you have no idea what I’m talking about. See the movie.

I also really loved Cillian Murphy, not only because he’s a great actor but because his character is so interesting. He plays Robert Fischer, Jr., the son of a dying businessman who stands to inherit everything. The main characters are trying to implant an idea in his head to achieve something that I don’t want to give away. Fischer is both wonderfully naive and fiendishly complex. You know there’s a lot going on underneath the surface. But he hides it behind a mask of composure and sorrow. Murphy pulls it off masterfully.

Two really great Murphy scenes come to mind. The first takes place in a certain bathroom with a certain gun. It’s something I would totally do if I were in his shoes. But sitting in the theater, my hands started sweating and I was gritting my teeth. I don’t think I’ve been so emotionally invested in a scene like that one. I was literally shouting to the screen, “Don’t do it!” The second scene involves Fischer discovering a certain sentimental object. After watching Murphy as the Scarecrow in Batman Begins, I wanted to punch him. But here, I felt genuinely bad. Really bad. I think deep down everyone wishes their parents… I’ve said too much already. Spoiler interception!

As for the scariest character? Mal. Maria from Silent Hill 2 is a saint compared to Mal. Marion Cotillard is an Academy Award winner for a reason.

And the music. Oh the music. Hans Zimmer’s horns and strings add so much to this movie. It frames the gun battles. It empowers the street chase. It adds depth and danger to the car chase. It warps to fit every level of the dream world. It utterly defines limbo. The track ‘Old Souls’ sounds like something Akira Yamaoka would write. Bleak. Desolate. Utterly heartbreaking.

Some people have been asking me what my interpretation is of the ending. I’ll hold off on explaining in too much detail because I don’t want to spoil it for anyone who hasn’t watched the movie yet. But my take is that it stopped. Not only that but it was a red herring. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, good. Go watch the movie and sound off below!

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This weekend, I had the choice to see either Inception or The Last Airbender. Against my better judgment, I decided to watch The Last Airbender. You might be thinking, “You are out of your mind!” Indeed, the heat must be affecting my brain.

Almost every critic in America has already panned this movie. Some have called it “clunky” and “ugly.” Others have chosen more hyperbolic words to describe their distaste. Was the movie terrible enough to deserve it’s 8% rating on Rotten Tomatoes? Personally, I think not.

The movie isn’t so as vile as you might think. It’s simply soulless. Imagine condensing an entire 24 episode TV show into a 2 hour film. All of those intricate plot points and character backstories end up getting excised. As a result, The Last Airbender feels like a bullet point summary of a much larger story.

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Although the James Bond movies have been put on indefinite hiatus, Daniel Craig’s badass British agent lives on through the medium of video games. Activision has announced James Bond 007: Blood Stone, a third-person shooter with an original story.

Daniel Craig isn’t the only actor lending his voice and gravitas to the game. Dame Judi Dench will reprise her role as MI6 boss ‘M.’

No Bond adventure is complete without a hot Bond girl. Grammy award-winning artist Joss Stone will be playing Bond’s female accomplice, Nicole Hunter, and also sing the game’s title song “I’ll Take It All.” Unfortunately, the character will not sport a nose ring.

The storyline is being written by Bruce Feirstein, who wrote Goldeneye and Everything or Nothing (yay!) as well as the less well-received The World is Not Enough. Thankfully, he had nothing to do with the atrocious Die Another Day. It should be interesting to see how a veteran of ‘classic’ Bond interprets the new, gritty, physical, rebooted Bond. More gadgets, perhaps?

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From the newest EW cover, here’s the first picture of Ryan Reynolds as the Green Lantern. It appears the suit will be entirely CG.

The suit is a lot more ‘green’ than the comic book version. But I kind of like how organic it looks. What I don’t like are the eyes. What’s with this silver pupil crap — either stick with pupils or remove them completely.

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“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”

According to the Mirror, the new James Bond film (Bond 23) has been canceled due to MGM’s financial woes. The movie was supposed to be directed by Sam Mendes and would have featured Daniel Craig in his third outing as James Bond. I guess we’ll never find out who the head of QUANTUM is.

The franchise will likely return in the future when the chaos subsides. The franchise has too many fans to simply die. But for now, the movie has been axed.

This is really bad news. A lot of people didn’t like Craig’s Bond because he was ‘too physical’ or ‘not suave enough.’ I was not one of those detractors. The man is a contract killer. I actually thought the Craig bond breathed new life into the series by grounding it in reality after the final Brosnan films became too absurd with Nintendo Power Gloves, ice palaces, and invisible cars. The Craig films were building toward a really interesting multi-story arc featuring arms dealers, corrupt businessmen, and terrorists — a far cry from supervillains trying to blow up the moon. Okay, that never happened. But you get my point.

Will another studio step in and revive Bond sooner than later? I hope so.

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Se7en2Fast2Furious5ive Girls, and Scr3am are all examples of movies that substitute letters with numbers. While considered clever and novel in the 90s, the ‘letters2numbers’ gimmick is now widely regarded as stupid and desperate. It appears some creative agencies did not receive the memo.

The marketing team in charge of 5nal Destination evidently became so enamored with the ‘letters2numbers’ concept that they overlooked the title’s resemblance to the words Anal Destination. Perhaps I have a dirty mind. But I wager moviegoers next fall will look at the movie poster and make the same mistake I did. How do you pronounce it anyway: Five-nal Destination?

Moving forward, I’m going to refer to the movie by its original title: Final Destination 5. Freudian slips are inevitable. That being said, this atrocity of a title needs to be changed, pronto.

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Check it out. My Scott Pilgrim avatar has already managed to be far more awesome than I will ever be. Bam. I’ve got this self-deprecation shtick down! To make your own avatar, just head over to the official site of the Scott Pilgrim movie.

I’m a big fan of the comic book series. That is, I’ve read through all but the last volume at my local Borders. (release it already, Bryan Lee O’Malley!)

Isn’t it funny how Borders is technically a retail store but everyone treats it like a library? Okay, maybe not everybody. Maybe it’s just me. In any case, my point is that I picked up the books, read through them, chuckled my way to the end, and am excited to see the movie. Some people have asked me whether they should read Scott Pilgrim. Here’s what I say to them:

Do you like quirky video game humor and satire?
Do you like main characters who are lovable losers?
Do you like romantic comedies that are more ‘comedy’ than ‘romance?’
Do you like liberal use of superlatives like ‘awesome?’

If so, go to your nearest Borders and read the books. Er… I mean purchase them.

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