The Wizard Of Haas

The Fall semester is coming to an end! Gold Cohort is going to disband soon! I’ve grown quite attached to my friends and am a little sad that we’ll be taking different classes come spring. It doesn’t help that the spring cohorts are incredibly lame. They’re named Cohort 1, 2, 3, and 4.

The final event in the Golden Egg competition is called Walk Off. Named after a funny scene in Zoolander, the event requires the four Haas cohorts (Gold, Blue, Axe, and Oski) to put together creative skits with the theme ‘Hassily Ever After.’ My Cohort (Gold) decided to put together a parody of the Wizard of Oz.

What was my contribution? Since I can’t sing or act, I managed the background music and drew the wizard (seen above). He’s green and angry like in the movie.

Yes, Oski ended up beating us. To be fair, their skit was pretty creative and included a dance number. But despite the temporary setback, Oski could not overcome Gold Cohort’s massive lead in the much larger and much more important Golden Egg competition. At the end of the night, the judges tallied up all the scores from all of the events throughout the year (Cohort Olympics, No Shave November, etc.) and announced the winner: Gold!

What did we win? Nothing much. Only a party bus and eternal glory!

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